Tuesday, January 7, 2014

SnoTap Netflix Reviews: Double Jeopardy

In this odyssey of me watching movies, there will definitely be some I cannot explain why I chose to watch
this movie. There are a lot of them in the late 90s to early 00's remembering even as a kid I wanted to see it but could not because it was rated R (THANKS PARENTS). Double Jeopardy is an example of  this kind of movie where I really had no idea why I felt the need to put it into my Netflix list. There were some entertaining parts, but I could have sent my parents a 'Thank you note' for telling me to avoid this one.

Cast: Ashley Judd, Tommy Lee Jones, Bruce Greenwood 
Genre: Crime thriller 

Charlie's Ratings: 2 out 5 - To be honest, this is a movie you can watch on Lifetime on a Saturday afternoon. Now granted, the Saturday afternoon viewing does not get you Judd's sex scene in the beginning but I digress. The movie is pretty much how you would expect it to go with a female lead where she seeks revenge on her husband that set her up for murder. There is nothing really alluring or twist-worthy about the movie.

 What's interesting about Judd waking up and not realizing what she done goes back to one of my favorite quotes from my friend Fant, "I got so drunk last night, you could tell me I killed a guy and I would believe you." Basically, this is what happens to Judd. She comes to find out that her husband is not dead and goes on a vigilant manhunt in search of him all of the country. My big issue with the manhunt is she never really faces conflict completely. Like there are scenes where it seems like Judd is dead to rights and somehow she escapes out of them including one involving the husband, not the cop played by Tommy Lee Jones, late in the movie. It is all fairly too predictable when it is all said and done.

The reason it at least gets two stars out of me is it was quick to watch. I stayed up way too late one night watching it while working because it moved pretty fast. So if you are looking for a quick movie and into this genre, it might do the trick.

IMDB: 6.3/10 
Rotten Tomatoes: 25% 

Charlie.  

BCS Closes its Door With a Classic

Bowl Championship Series started in 1999. After much debate about not having a National Championship, NCAA figured out a way to have a National Championship game with a bowl game posing as the title game. BCS took some major lumps throughout the years ranging from screwing teams out of titles, games and anything else you could think of. Next year, a playoff will begin which is what 75-90 percent of college football fans wanted for the last several years. The final game pitted Florida State against Auburn and it could not have been any better with Seminoles coming out on top, 34-31 in a dramatic comeback including a final award-winning drive by Jameis Winston.

It really felt like this game displayed college football in 2013 perfectly. The whole season was batshit crazy. Like Real Housewives crazy. No one expected Auburn to be there, and hell people thought Florida State would be there last year, not this year. There are many games from this year where people are going to point to and say 'I remember where I was when this happened.' Three of them have involved Auburn, and the third one, the Tigers were on the bad side of things meaning destiny does not always find its date at the end of the night.  

Auburn held an 18-point lead in the first half thrashing everyone's narratives to begin the game. S-E-C chants were being heard from stands in Pasadena. Instead people were starting to drum up another narrative about how Florida State did not play anyone for the entire year because they played in the ACC versus the big bad SEC. People also began comparing Winston's night to Troy Smith's horrendous performance in his only BCS National Championship. Those narratives would also be found stranded by the wayside at the end of the game and end of the college football season. 

Honestly, I feel like one of the biggest drive of the game featured Florida State getting their first touchdown of the game late in the second quarter. They were down 18 points, and severely dominated throughout the first half. Seminoles needed at least a field goal to keep themselves relevant in this game, and were able to get into the end zone with about 90 seconds left in the first half. Noles had a chance to double up as Aaron Rodgers like to calls it as they had the ball first in the second half meaning they could be right back into this game early on in the third quarter. 

Florida State did not really do much in the third quarter besides getting a field goal, but more importantly, the defense started to wake up. It is like they were Junior from Cool Runnings decided to be a 'bad ass mother who don't take shit from no one' and started to start hitting in this football game. Defensive tackle Tim Jerrigen led the charge with delivering big hit after big hit trying his damnedest to stop Auburn's rushing attack at the line of scrimmage. Auburn's offense held at 21 points and Florida State trailed by eight points heading into the final quarter where things got mad real meaning they need sunglasses and Advil in the morning. 

Marshall did not make a mistake all game long which is amazing to think up given how Florida State forces turnovers, and how often Marshall has the ball in his hand. But he made a mistake early in the fourth with Florida State cornerback P.J. Williams pick off a weak pass from Marshall sitting up the Seminoles in their best field possession all game. Winston and company took advantage as they marched down the field to get a touchdown to Chad Abram, the last remaining fullback with a neck roll meaning he probably eats footballs for dinner. Florida State's plan was to go for two, but Devonta Freeman may or may not have pointed the pistols at Auburn's bench leading to a 15-yard penalty forcing the Noles into an extra point. 

Even though Auburn pounded the ball down the field, they were not able to get a responding touchdown instead only three points giving the Tigers are four-point lead. It did not last long as Kermit Whitfield took back the kick 100 yards to give Florida State their first lead since 3-0. The game went from being 'pretty enjoyable' to 'HOLY SHIT, THIS IS GETTING ENTERTAINING AND FULL OF HAM.' People who trust in things like destiny believed Auburn had at least one more drive left in them and truth be told, they had Florida State on the ropes.

Tigers began to pound the football down the field. Florida State's defense started to suck wind, and it clearly showed their lack of fourth quarter games was coming back to haunt them a bit with Jerrigan, their best defensive player on Monday night had to go to the sidelines with cramps. Tre Mason had one of the best losing efforts performances with 196 yards on 34 carries including a 37-yard touchdown to give Auburn the lead again. It is weird to think about it, but Mason and Auburn could have drain this clock to virtually zero never letting Winston get another chance guaranteeing the Tigers second National Championship in as many years yet this is straight revisionist history due to Jameis validating his Heisman trophy with an exclamation point.

Winston started the drive from the 20 yard line heading the same direction Vince Young did many years ago leading Texas over USC. Florida State's talented redshirt freshman went six for seven marching this football team down the field. A couple things about that drive stood out to me... 1.) They never had a fourth down. Usually on these big last second drives, there is at least one fourth down, it did not happen. 2.) Florida State faced a 3rd and 3 and got a delay of game penalty of all things putting them at 3rd and 8 yet Winston kept his composure delivering a ball to the end zone that should have been caught but a yellow flag showed why the receiver did not.

Chris Davis, the hero of Auburn's season as he took back the miraculous Iron Bowl field goal, committed the penalty. If this game did not need another story line, Davis delivered another one. Scott Van Pelt says all the time 'Sports is the greatest reality show' and it is extremely true with Davis' case. Everyone tripped over themselves to buy him a drink after beating Alabama, and now people will probably still be cool with him yet the pass interference will be remembered.  

Seminoles had to finish the drive though down at the goal line. Winston did not leave much theatrics as he found Kelvin Benjamin with a pop pass on the first play. Jameis threw a ball that only 6'6 Benjamin could pull down and he did it giving Florida State the lead once again with under 30 seconds. It showed incredible pose in the moment from a guy whom just turned 20 yesterday. He wanted the moment and took advantage of it. Heisman moments are overrated, but let's be clear, that was the play of 2013, Auburn plays be damned.


Florida State wins their third National Championship ending the seven year reign of SEC dominance setting up another great year of college football with a four-team playoff involved.  Winston will be back for another year with Florida State trying to claim the first college football playoff.  There is a chance people will still  not be happy and ask for the BCS back yet the last one will always be remembered for a great finish. This is how a series finales should end.  

Charlie. 

Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums


I consider 2008 to be the year I started really listening to music. Losing interest in the fading emo and pop-punk genres that dominated my high school years, I discovered the likes of Bon Iver, The Hold Steady, Vampire Weekend and MGMT in 2008. The rest, as they say, is history. Since then I have discovered a wide variety of music and my taste in tunes continues to become more refined. Although 2010 remains my favorite year of music releases, 2013 would be a very close second. In fact, quite a few of my 2010 favorites returned with albums that appear below. In no other year have I consumed as much music as I did in 2013. I listened to well over 60 albums this year and know I'm missing quite a few (sorry Beyonce!). Like every year, I'll continue discovering 2013 music well into the new year.  This list would probably be more accurate if written three months from now, but where is the fun in that? After writing a quick blurb about each of these albums I realized two things.  A) I've already spoken about most of these albums on SnoTap throughout the year.  B) this year's albums got me a little sentimental.  Vampire Weekend will always remind me of leaving Eau Claire.  Arcade Fire will always remind me of moving to Knoxville.  Rhye brings to mind San Francisco.    I realize all of these lists are subjective, but I felt this list was better if ran without comment. That being said, I'm always down for good music discussion and would love to hear any and all feedback.  As always, thanks for reading. Without further ado, here are my favorite albums of 2013.

To make it even easier for you, I've included a link to a sample of each album.

Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #30
Boards of Canada - Tomorrow's Harvest



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #29
Darkside - Psychic



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #28
Action Bronson - Blue Chips 2



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #27
Haim - Days Are Gone



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #26
Savages - Silence Yourself



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #25
Kurt Vile - Waking on a Pretty Daze



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #24
David Bowie - The Next Day



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #23
Run The Jewels - Run The Jewels



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #22
My Bloody Valentine - mbv



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #21
Deerhunter - Monomania



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #20
Rhye - Woman



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #19
Volcano Choir - Repave



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #18
Washed Out - Paracosm



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #17
Foals - Holy Fire



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #16
A$AP Rocky - Long. Live. A$AP.



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #15
Justin Timberlake - The 20/20 Experience



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #14
Queens of the Stone Age - ...Like Clockwork



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #13
CHVRCHES - The Bones of What You Believe



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #12
Fuck Buttons - Slow Focus



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #11
The National - Trouble Will Find Me



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #10
Local Natives - Hummingbird



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #9
FIDLAR - FIDLAR



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #8
Cut Copy - Free Your Mind



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #7
Disclosure - Settle



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #6
Danny Brown - Old



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #5
Kanye West - Yeezus



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #4
Daft Punk - Random Access Memories



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #3
Lorde - Pure Heroine



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #2
Arcade Fire - Reflektor



Dougy's Best of 2013: Albums #1
Vampire Weekend - Modern Vampires of the City



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HISTORY
2008 Coldplay - Viva La Vida
2009 Yeah Yeah Yeahs - It's Blitz
2010 Arcade Fire - The Suburbs
2011 Bon Iver - Bon Iver, Bon Iver
2012 Beach House – Bloom
2013 Vampire Weekend - Modern Vampires of the City

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First Taste: Bo Pelini won Twitter CFB National Championship

Nebraska's head coach Bo Pelini is almost more known on Twitter for his parody account, @FauxBoPelini. It is a great example of a parody Twitter account done right. In fact, the fake account went past the real Bo Pelini on Twitter in terms of follows. This must have got the attention of a smart intern or someone working with Nebraska's social media team. I know this is true because Pelini picked the perfect time to drop the tweet when every CFB tweeter was on Twitter in the middle of the National Championship. He said this very thing to the fake account.




Fake twitter account's response....




Pretty much purrfect (Oh God that's bad, shut up Charlie)

Charlie.

Monday, January 6, 2014

Closing Time: Louisville Replaces Charlie Strong with Jennifer Lawrence.


I am sure there are many Louisville fans disappointed about Charlie Strong headed to Texas. I will say it is like the Tom Crean move to Indiana. I mean I hated it as a Marquette fan, but that is a top-five job in the college basketball world. Same goes for Texas. I like the hire a ton for the Longhorns. But Louisville got some encouragement as Jennifer Lawrence, an Oscar-winning actress and a favorite by most men, flashed the Louisville 'L' today geared up in a Louisville hoodie. This is also a big moment in the Louisville-Kentucky rivalry as Ashley Judd is the super fan for the Wildcats, and J-Law is a major blow to Judd's throne. Also Marquette-Louisville do not play in basketball anymore, but Lawrence broke my buddy Mach's heart. (H/T @UofLEquipment) 




Charlie.

SnoTap BCS Championship Preview: Florida State v. Auburn

College football season is over. This is a sad thing for many people. Even though I really do not have a team, college football has become a big part of my life. I really think it is due to their Twitter users are the best out there. CFB Twitter is by far the best Twitter. BCS is also over as the college football playoff will begin next year. It closes with two teams whom have already won a BCS National Championship in Florida State and Auburn. One is more likely to be there with the other trying to finish their date with destiny as well as ensure the SEC had the final seven BCS National Championships.

Thinking back to different BCS National Championship teams, they are loaded with players who are currently playing in the NFL and making a big impact with their collective teams. Florida State might be the next team. They are completely loaded on both sides of the football. All 22 players starting for the Seminoles tonight will get drafted without question, and they are led by their Heisman-winning quarterback Jameis Winston who is having one of the best seasons ever.

People really believe in Auburn's defense, but at the same time, they have given up 30 points multiple times this season even in a winning effort. That should be a major red flag heading into a game against Winston and Florida State as they will break 2008 Oklahoma's record of total points with four touchdowns. Auburn will try to find some ways to break this Florida State team, but how exactly do you stop Winston?  The only thing I could come to is a true zone defense maybe channeling their inner Lovie Smith or Monte Kiffin (ACTUALLY STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THAT ONE). Winston has been crazy good against the blitz this season meaning the zone will be their friends and a cover two could ensure their secondary is protected better than blitzing leaving a poor defensive backfield on an island.

If there is one defect in Auburn's game, it is their secondary. Tigers do not really have strong cornerbacks, and the only way to save them against Winston might be putting them in zones all game long.  Tigers passing defense could be the unraveling of this team on Monday night though no matter what. Auburn gives up around 260 yards per game, and they do not force many turnovers, only 13 interceptions this season. In no way whatsoever, Kelvin Benjamin cannot get behind the Auburn's secondary or it will be curtains for this defense. Further, Auburn should admit themselves early on that Benjamin will at least have one or two big plays and cut off the head of the other players.

No one thought Auburn would be here at August. People thought they would have an improving year, but a BCS appearance in the Sugar Bowl would have definitely suffice this January. Therefore Auburn is playing with house money. If they win, they carry an SEC torch for another year but if they lose, it was a hell of a season no matter what. Sometimes when a team plays with house money, they play loose and free leading to good things. Auburn is the best rushing team in the nation, and they will go up against one of the best rushing defenses in the country. Hate to sound like John Madden here pointing the obvious, but Auburn will need to run the football efficiently to win the game without question.

If Tre Mason and company are able to run the football and control the clock, they can win this football game. The longer they can keep Winston and Florida State's explosive offense off the field, the better. There is a slight problem though. Florida State's starting defense has not allowed a touchdown all season. I have to think knowing the kind of coach Gus Malzahn is, there will be some trick plays tonight. I expect Auburn to try and catch Florida State off-guard multiple times in this football game as this will be another way for the Tigers to keep the ball longer than expected.  Additionally, they need Nick Marshall to at least complete a couple passes even if they are not the pretty ones Winston is throwing when Florida State has the ball.

Many people are calling for a Florida State blowout.  These are the same folks who were calling for an Alabama blowout last year. I went against the grain last year and took Notre Dame. I cannot pick against Florida State in this game, but I do think five weeks for Malzahn will do more good for Auburn than it will do for the Seminoles and Jimbo Fisher. Additionally, whenever a player wins a Heisman trophy, their following game in the bowl is not a guaranteed great game. In the end, Winston will find a way to win this game late, but Florida State needs to slam the door on destiny before it gets a chance. Florida State 41 Auburn 31

Charlie.

CBB Stock Market: January 4-5th

Looking for something else on Sports News on Tap, I found a gem called 'CBB Stock Market' which highlighted what happened on the weekend of college hoops. It was a pretty decent weekend for college basketball with a couple unbeatens going down along with a couple teams losing at home that probably should not have on Saturday and Sunday. Sometimes I will use this space for a longer form recap, but mostly, it will be a subheading. 

BUY BUY BUY 
Ohio State Buckeyes - Why is no one talking about this team? They are unbeaten and might be the best 'team' right now in college basketball. When I say 'team' I might just them as a unit versus the best players out on the court. They have a balanced scoring attack with Lenzelle Smith Jr. and LaQuinton Ross being the two top scorers for this team. While Smith and Ross are the only two averaging double-digits, they have six more averaging at least five points a game. Efficient team who has big games against Michigan State and Iowa. Excited to see how they handle both teams. 

San Diego State Aztecs - When Marquette lost to San Diego State, I felt like this could be a bad loss moving forward. Aztecs seemed like a team playing above their head, but now, I have to think this team is a legitimate contender this season. Hyperbole or not, but teams do not just go into Phog Allen Fieldhouse and win a basketball game. They made Kansas played at their pace, and on defense, they forced a ton of 3-pointers as Kansas shot 16 threes in the game only making four of them. Judging by this team's resume, it is not out of the question for them to be a top three seed if they play well in the Mountain West.  

Villanova Wildcats - Hands down, Big East favorite at least at the beginning of the year. They went into Butler earlier this week and took care of the Bulldogs in a tough overtime. Sure, Butler is not what they used to be, but that's a tough environment to win a basketball game especially coming off a road loss against Syracuse where they were outclassed in the second half. And on Sunday, they boat raced a supposedly better Providence team by 30 points at home putting up 90+ points. This is the Big East favorite until a couple teams can beat them. 

HOLD HOLD HOLD
North Carolina Tar Heels - What a confusing team. North Carolina loses their fourth game against an unranked team. This was an uninspired effort from the Tar Heels with them not getting to the line very often (7/11) and convincing themselves they could make threes when they were not falling at all.  They also had 17 turnovers. I am standing by what I said in November that North Carolina is going to be a five or sixth seed and find themselves at least in the Elite Eight or they lose in the first round. No in-between.

Jabari Parker - From a scoring standpoint, the last two games have been a struggle for the heralded freshman, but this had to be expected right?  Parker could not just fly through the season like Superman. It is just not possible. He struggled to score against Elon only having 12 points (It should not be forgotten he had 10 rebounds which is equally important), and a season-low seven against Notre Dame, a team not really known for their defense this season. There is a book on Parker, and he needs to make adjustments to his game to find more scoring.

Kansas Jayhawks - I am not ready to bury this team. Big 12 is a really good conference with the play of Baylor, Oklahoma State, Iowa State and Kansas State meaning Kansas needs to figure out their freshman-led team quicker than usual yet at some point, it will come together. They are too good for it not to happen. Even if Kansas goes into the tournament at a three or four seed,  Jayhawks would be completely lethal. Soon enough, they will find a way to win one of these close games. Kansas has a massive four-game stretch starting on January 11th.

SELL SELL SELL 
Memphis Tigers - Oh Memphis. I wanted to believe in this team. I saw them against Florida and then they beat Oklahoma State the second time around, it seemed like a different team. They really should put paper in front of their nickname. They got their asses kicked at home to a good yet beatable Cincinnati team. I have no idea why their guards kept trying to throw things at Justin Jackson only to get blocked. Josh Pastner's seat moved from lukewarm to suddenly warmer in the last couple days. 

Fran McCaffery - If you missed it yesterday, Iowa's head coach lost his shit costing his team the game against Wisconsin. Iowa was up 41-39 before the double technical foul on McCaffery and after it, Iowa never led after it. Four points is all it took for Wisconsin to win this game which was equally the two technical fouls. Nothing is wrong being a fiery coach, but if you do, it needs to be controlled and not screaming at officials like a drill sargent. My assumption is he will miss two or three games for bumping an official meaning he could miss games against Northwestern, Ohio State and Minnesota.

GAMES TO WATCH THIS WEEK 
Tuesday: 7. Baylor at 9. Iowa State 6:00 pm ESPN2,  3. Ohio State at 5. Michigan State 8:00 pm
Wednesday: 23. Illinois at 4. Wisconsin 8:00 pm Big Ten Network
Thursday: 24. Memphis at 12. Louisville 6:00 pm ESPN,  1. Arizona at UCLA 8:00 pm ESPN

Charlie. 
 
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